One part of me wants to be slim, fit and tanned and the other part of me is just a raging chocolate monster who doesn’t give a shit and just wants to wear big pyjamas.

"I knew who I was this morning, but I’ve changed a few times since then."

 Lewis Carroll, Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland & Through the Looking-Glass  (via larmoyante)

"What do you mean I can’t have a cookie?"


girls screenshot everything and then send it to their friends in a group chat and then laugh at people and that is why you should never trust us


if u can’t afford pizza u can’t afford me


Slow down, grab the wallWiggle like you trying to make yo ass fall off

These hearts adore
Everyone the other beats hardest for
Inside this place is warm
Outside it starts to pour